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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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