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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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