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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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