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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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