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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Stella eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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