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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Gus eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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