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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Gus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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