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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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