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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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