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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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