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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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