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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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