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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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