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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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