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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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