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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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