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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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