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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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