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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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