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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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