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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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