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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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