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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Misty eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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