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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Misty eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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