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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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