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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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