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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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