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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Millie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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