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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Lola eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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