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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Lola eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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