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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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