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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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