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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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