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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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