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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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