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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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