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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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