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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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