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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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