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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Worf eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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