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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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