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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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