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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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