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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Maya eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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