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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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