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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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