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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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