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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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