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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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