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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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