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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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