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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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