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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Daenerys eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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