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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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