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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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