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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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