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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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