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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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