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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Princess eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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