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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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