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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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